OMG OMG OMG
can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this
being interrupted mid sentence
OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP
It’s okay silly human, I’m here for you.
i’m pretty sure you created tron
*DAFT PUNK INTENSIFIES*
that thin ass chocolate bowl would never be able to withstand the pressure of my spoon trying to slice ice cream
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
This week on Tumblr:
It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.